Meaning of Liff

Pets in Uniform

I really should create a whole category for this dressing your animals stuff I keep finding (or being sent - mmmm, thanks for that) - but this is just uniquely stupid

A picture of your pet in uniform. Why God, Why? (you may have to repeat that in your Joey voice...)

But if people will pay that much cash for a few minutes work I may have just found my new career. Working from home and I can do it drunk....

Mommy, I might need to pee....

The most striking thing about this note is not that Georgie has to ask to go to the toilet - it's the fact that he uses a question mark, indicating that he's not sure if he needs to go or not.

I believe training pants have some inbuilt warning system? Perhaps someone should invest in some?

Excuses to accept a lapdance

Not that most of you would need one, but if you'd like the official excuse why you should always accept a lapdance then here you go

"He was in the club with some friends watching the shows when she came up and asked if he wanted a lap dance," Hassen said. "He said no, she got upset about it, they argued back and forth. She pulled knife out of her bag and stabbed him."

So there you go - since I care about you lot too much to let something like that happen to you I'm telling you now if you get offered a lapdance you MUST accept it ;-)

For Matt

Chocolate rice pudding

I love chocolate

I like rice pudding

I've had a recipe for years for chocolate rice pudding.

Just in case anyone else was thinking of trying out that particular recipe - don't bother. Really.

Ninja kitty

There are some cool pics of gravity defying cats here - but my absolute favourite is;

NINJA KITTY

International Air Guitar Championships

Coooooool :)

Big Brother is b'llocks this year.

Well I guess at some point I will make a big brother post, so I may as well do it now.

This year big brother contestents are the least interesting and most depressing load I've ever seen. I admit I haven't actually seen it every year but grief it's boring this year.  Surely it can't have been like this any other year?  You know they really can't have much in the way of personalities when in the first week they have to resort to lesbian kisses and pseudo-streaking to keep peoples attention.

I really think I;m getting old and grouchy. Next I'll be saying how TV wasn't like this when I was young (no of course it wasn't - it was Blankety Blank and The Generation Game - and when you think about it like that BB doesn't seem as bad as it did five minutes ago......)

It would almost be kinder to eat them.

Nothing on TV and due to go out in an hour so I thought I'd have a wander over and read one of Brads forums (I guess I should be nice and say if you're a Sci Fi nerd you'll like his Sci Fi Forums)

Following on from my hatred for doggie clothes I find you can now get chicken suits. What?, you don't want a knitted one? well have a camo one instead then.

And the scariest thing about this is that the suit costs 60 Euros.  That's like $70 for those of you who don't have to do the conversion thing much.  You can buy 25 chickens for half that price (delivery may be extra :) ) Lets hope you don't want to dress them all or you'll be bankrupt.

Fun with piggies

This is fun - this made me laugh (a miracle ;) )

First go draw your own pig

This is my pig. I cannot draw pigs and I don't mind who knows it (although after drawing your pig you get to check out the gallery and most people certainly cannot draw pigs.....)

Click to view my piggie personality results

Don't view my results until you've drawn your own though...